Saturday, June 23, 2012

Shell out for a(nother) shirt



Here is the other shirt design for the Turtle Survival Alliance, modeled from a Madagascan ploughshare tortoise (a species that's been dependent on intense conservation action for years due to the effects of smuggling).  Shirts should be available from www.turtlesurvival.org by some time in August.

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Snake Hell



People tend to associate snakes with thoughts of hell for obvious reasons, but how many people have considered a hell for snakes?  Thoughts of heaven and eternal life have been considered for conventional companion animal species, but people don't seem concerned with potential spirituality in species that terrify many humans.


Snakes are highly automated animals: they lack the behaviors of other species that convey charisma in settings where human interaction occurs, such as when many pets (from goldfish to dogs) learn to associate people with the giving of food and consequently act receptive towards humans.  Snakes live to eat, and they do so without much, if any, charisma.  They strike, some constrict or envenomate, then swallow slowly and retire to digest, defecate, and repeat. 


Imagine then a world for snakes where prey items are abundant, but are balloons.  The hard-wired feeding response of snakes would never result in a meal, just a loud pop.  Long teeth aimed to puncture, but never to chew, even coupled with venom or constricting coils, would result in animals that were perpetually starved, startled, and if it's possible for the simple serpentine cerebellum, seething with frustration.

Shell out for a shirt


In keeping with the popularity that tribal tatts have with kids these days, I designed a couple of images for Turtle Survival Alliance shirts - here's one of them.  The shirts should come around later this summer.

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Anolis turnover


This cartoon was done for a friend who studies evolution in Anolis lizards.  The theme here is that as the climate warms in the tropics, habitat specialist species that rely on cool temperatures in the shade of the forest may be displaced by robust habitat generalist species that move into the increasingly warm shadows.  Anolis, as well as other types of lizards, have speciated by partitioning their diverse tropical environtment, and may be homogenized by climbing temperatures.  The friend for whom this cartoon was made also has a thing for tattoos, hence the ink on that bullisome lizard.

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Happy St. Patrick's Day



This weekend at SXSW in Austin, Glen Hansard pointed out Ireland was rid of snakes by St. Patrick, which essentially rid Ireland of both the feminine symbol and paganism.  There shortly came a plea to "Bring the snakes back to Ireland," so this cartoon was bound to happen.

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Peltocephalus



The 9th Annual Symposium on the Conservation and Biology of Tortoises and Freshwater Turtles (i.e., the joint meeting of the Turtle Survival Alliance and the IUCN Tortoise & Freshwater Turtle Specialist Group) hosted a large group of South Americans presenting various studies from that continent for the opening day session, so it seemed appropriate to paint a turtle from South America for the conference auction night.  This stylized rendition of a Big-Headed Amazon Turtle (Peltocephalus dumerilianus) sold for $5,000 on August 16, 2011.  Learn about the upcoming 10th Annual Symposium... at www.turtlesurvival.org.

Thursday, March 8, 2012

4 details.


Keeping with the last post, another cartoon requested of me at least a dozen years ago, for another story.  This time I was supposed to produce a gorilla charging a man swinging an axe near an uprooted tree with paper blowing out of the roots' hole.  That's all I ever knew.  I was told the drawing was spot on for what had been invisioned, right before I was told the story wasn't being written after all.

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Arena Giraffe Millennia



Over a decade ago, a friend said I should draw a cartoon tailored to a story he was dreaming up about a man trapped in a large abandoned arena with a herd of giraffes.  Every thousand years a dime-sized hole would briefly open in the side of the arena, and through this hole the man would frantically make his case to passersby.  It might have been more sensible to select time intervals of a hundred years, or to concoct a less absurd idea altogether, but the friend was quite young when he thought of this story that was never written.

Sunday, February 19, 2012

UTA Biology


This image was drawn last year for a University of Texas at Arlington Biology Department shirt. The letters are formed by species that various students and/or faculty members in the Department researched. Ultimately, the image wasn't used because of turbulence from a couple of biology graduate students over the mating turtles on a shirt intended for sale to biologists and biology students - I was unwilling to change the turtles given the students making waves did not work on asexual species.  Learn why turtles shouldn't be supressed at www.turtlesurvival.org.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

"Lagerhead"



Two friends mailed me a Lagerhead® black and tan tool, which was appropriate since I'm a turtle fan.  This picture muses my sending them a less conventional "lagerhead" for their use in making black and tans (southern vernacular for large snapping turtles is "loggerhead").  Get involved with turtles at www.turtlesurvival.org

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Friends' Homes

These are links to some of my longtimeiest friends' websites that I feel may be worth my imaginary visitors' time to check out:

http://overthemoonscifi.wordpress.com/
Lots of musings and stories, including human fate scenarios.  Interesting considering the boy's from Arkansas and the man lives in L.A.  He's a talented writer and wants to make a movie, but I think Rob Zombie had it right when he opted to first make millions by being a rock star, then fund his horror flicks. 
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/428442824/h-e-l-l-h-o-u-s-e?ref=live

http://trailsofarkansas.blogspot.com/
A great site by a man of strong credentials for those who are curious about outdoor offerings of "The Natural State", but not yet ready to see them without the aid of a computer screen.

The link below has nothing to do with Nature.  Maybe.  Once we succeeded in erasing warm-blooded megafauna from the Western Hemisphere, people looked elsewhere to exercise their inborn, feverishly tribal, emotions.  As a former member of the Death Valley Stadium home crowd, I can attest that not even spear-point pursuit of a yummie Glyptodon likely stirred such arbitrarily insane behavior among humans as do athletic sports.
http://thesportsseer.com/

Friday, February 10, 2012

Twisted Twig


Twig snakes live in Africa.  They look like dry vines with vexatious eyes and stalk lizards to eat.  These snakes do not constrict their prey, but instead use venom delivered through small fangs.  Some chameleon species give direct birth, which is why this snake isn't gulping eggs out of mommie's cloaca.

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Proganochelys THIS...


I drew this when Odontochelys, the oldest known fossil turtle, was described a few years ago.  Odontochelys must have lived in coastal seas.  Before Odontochelys was discovered, many scientists thought ancestral turtles were land dwellers, in part because the former oldest turtle fossil, Proganochelys, was seemingly terrestrial.  The current fossil champ gives its respectful condolences to the former titlist.  Get involved with turtles at www.turtlesurvival.org